You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
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I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
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he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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