Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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