The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
You're earring is so big in my mouth
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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