i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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