uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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