Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I use my feet as sexual weapons
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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