I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
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yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
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I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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