Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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