Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
HIV tests are more positive than that guy
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
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It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
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Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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