I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
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He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
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No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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