Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
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Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
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Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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