I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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