I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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