You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
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