My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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