was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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