At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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