If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Randomize
