I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
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i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
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They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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