If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
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Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
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crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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