Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
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we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
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Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
And then he peed in my hair
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