im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
