walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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