nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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