I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
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Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
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Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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