id be glad to
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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