69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i think i have two assholes
17 year olds will be the death of me.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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