If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
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i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
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Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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