she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Help me help you realize you are a moron
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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