Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
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Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
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Oh Jesus.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
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How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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