Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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