The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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