we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
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I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
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Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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