i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Swine flu. Run for my life!
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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