i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
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I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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