I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
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Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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