i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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