I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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