we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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