Sry I called you an 8
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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