found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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