around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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