Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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