So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
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I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
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Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
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