That's intense
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
