Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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