If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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