after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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