all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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