can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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