but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
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You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
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Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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