i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
i believe in u and ur pee
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
