hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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