Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Randomize
