Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
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wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
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Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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